But really, for misdemeanor crimes, I think the new form of capital punishment should be finding the best deal on a new vehicle. And fielding the nonstop phone calls & emails from seedy, aggressive, car salesfolk (sadly enough, as of today, I've found the female salespeople I've dealt with much less tolerable than the men). Honestly, four phone calls & SIX emails in a 24 hour time period from the SAME dealership?! Jesus! These bitches are more needy than any man I've ever dated. Hands down.
So far, the Toyota Camry is still my front runner. I went to a Honda dealership today & drove a CRV & a Civic. The CRV was nice, but it didn't handle as well as the Camry. And my experience with the Civic was.... bad. Which was shocking because we all know these things are normally as hardy as a cockroach. Anyways, it had four miles on it, and as I drove it off the lot, it fell out of gear. An automatic. Fell out of gear. So I said, "uhhhh.... What's going on?" and the salesmen told me to pull over (on a four lane road of course... Heart palpitations). He got behind the wheel & drove it back to the dealership & said I proooobbbbably just did something wrong. What? I drove it .5 miles. What did I do? So, regardless of all the nifty buttons & colors on the dash of the new Civic, it's off my list.
Tonight's salesmen was playing the "I'm not going to harass you, check me out, I'm laid back" game.... But I began to have a sneaking suspicion that he just wasn't listening to a word I was saying.... Which I verified. He asked me three separate times where I lived. Each time I said Lakewood. Three times he responded, "Oh, did you grow up there?" The first time I grew up in Erie, the second time Smithfield, and the third time Pittsburg. He didn't catch that. And he looked like a wombat.
Location:My own personal hell
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